Dear Santa

Indeed there are assholes in this world. I was in fact, one of them. I acted as a spoiled child, immature and selfish. I behaved when you fed me candy; let me lick and suck as I pleased. I want my toy back. It is my favorite toy. I saw it on the shelf awhile back, refurbished but still shines in the right light. It comes with accessories (not necessary) yet could be useful and fun. Three pieces oppose to one. Definitely a choking hazard and should be kept out of reach for the careless player. I have been naughty but mostly nice. Thank you for your consideration.