I am very sorry for cheating on you. She was right next door. He was available on Fridays for Happy Hour. The other girl just happened. It all just happened. You weren’t available even though I was too busy to include you in my life. I won’t apologize for my dirty secrets and lies. As you, I live a double life. Do you know that everyone wants me and it’s quite difficult to resist temptation. Eventually, I tire of the same ole love. Please forgive me.