Southern Comfort 

I was option #2 meanwhile her southern comfort was away.  Some butch from California dumped her and a date with an acquaintance didn’t pan out.  Foolishly awestruck amidst her beauty, I cave.  She is mine for a great while though reluctant she falls madly in love with me.  I’m her best man yet she will repeatedly beat me down and leave my soul naked floundering for cover.  Truth is I knew I never had a chance once southern comfort returned home.